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i hear you have a handsome funny partner in crime who specialises in close up, cards and pick pocketing. where do i find info about him and why isn`t he mentioned. hopefully you will update your site and i will see you and him performing together again. €

Re:- i still haven't got my hands on a digital video camera. The guy you speak of is called wez he is quite masterfull in the art and a very good friend, i'll put something on about him, he actually thought up of the name event illusions. The Event is the surnames Evans and Entwistle shortened and put together.

why thankyou squire, i was intrigued to hear about your journey into the magical world. i respect your dedication and devotion to the arts. how long have you and your partner been in action, what is his story? do you have any dvd`s for sale... yours respectfully.. a fan

Re:- I went to the same school as wez, we used to put on wrestling shows at dinner time that would gather quite a large crowd by tombstoning the shit out of each other. We started learning magic together and baffeled teachers and random people whenever we had the chance. We even obtained a master key for the school using our magic so we could leave supprises in locked classrooms for our schoolmates to enjoy. We'd leave dead squirls in peoples bags, turd in barrys pencil case for him to discover half way through a science lesson and nothing amused us more than taking a dump in a form room bin and then locking the door behind us on a hot summers day, the whole class would blame it on the teacher because he was the only one with the key (i can still smell the sweet sweet aroma now mmmmhhhmm...). 

I plan to make some instructional videos in the near future teaching sleight of hand and misdirection. When i do i'll put them on this site. Wez and i have made a few videos one called 'bonkers' in the style of trigger happy tv, which was lost (so so gutted) We have a recording of a round of dare's that spiraled out of control, a short comedy sketch and a street magic video made in the trafford center. On the 25th august I am doing a show near manchester it has mind reading, magic, comedy and shock effects all rolled into one nice package. I will be recording that and i'll put it on the site. I only started this site a few weeks ago so it is nowhere near complete. Keep sending in pictures to my e-mail and i'll be happy to answer any questions.   

THE FUTURE. What does the future hold for all of man kind. personally i think we are all going to die, perhaps by a atom bomb with radiation thats melts your skin off .THE END

I'm doing a promotional show at the crown pub in Bacup on Friday the 21st of July.  The magica-gram will soon be put into action. The magica-gram is a service that delivers your gifts for any occasion with a magic message, look at the flyer for more information.  

or8 danny m8 its martin ur a sick guy nd sound as fuk you av got some mad tricks nd that nd when u did the fire breathing out side my house nd mi mum thought 1 of the cars got blown up u r the maddest guy i have ever met (no offence lol) btw this guys magic would inspire any 1. inabit danny lad

Hiya hunnie. We met at Sean's 18th party on Saturday 19th August, don't know if u'll remember? Follow ur dreams sugar, I know ur gonna make it big! U have a fantastic talent! U make me wish I was 10 years younger! Oh, alright then, 20 years younger! All the very best for the future in everything u do! Luv Jules XX

To all the people at the Preswich social club for the 21st and the wonderfull audience at the boars head in newchurch. Thank you you were fab!!